Mr. Kubo.

No.

Freaking.

Fair.



*MEGA BLEACH SPOILERS*
*MEGA BLEACH SPOILERS*
*MEGA BLEACH SPOILERS*
*MEGA BLEACH SPOILERS*
*BUT ONLY UP THROUGH 354*
*ONLY UP THROUGH 354*





That's just...you can't...

What the HECK???



I'm going to spend the next few weeks reprocessing every single thought I ever had. Every. Single. Freaking. Thought.

Espada this, Espada that, Primera this, Decima that, and WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING NOW???????????????????????????????

SO TOTALLY FREAKING UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My brain is pretty much completely broken at the moment.

I was only JOKING. I was JOKING, you hear me??? JOKING!!! JOKE JOKE JOKEY JOKE JOKING!!!

But...but...but...but....

...

WHY????

WHY DOES HE INVERT EVERYTHING LIKE THIS???

WHAT THE HECK????

WHAT THE HECKENWURST???

YAMMY!!!

WHAT IN THE...???

THIS MAKES...

IT'S THE...IT'S...IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starrk's a WIMP now! A WIMP!!!

The organization is...in pieces!!!

The symmetry! The randomness! The reality! It's all...KAPUT!!!

THE WORLD HAS DISSOLVED INTO BLACK CHAOS AND SHATTERED INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES!!!

YOU CAN'T GO GANON ON US LIKE THAT, MR. RIALGO!!! YOU JUST CAN'T!!!

YOU CAN'T...YOU...

And YOU. YOU, Harribel!!! SHAME on you! SHAME on you for giving us THREE PANELS of you fighting before releasing! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!!! I still don't know what your swordname is (and it will STAY THAT WAY, provided everyone is smart and DOES NOT SPOIL ME) or what your form is (and it will STAY THAT WAY, provided everyone is smart and DOES NOT SPOIL ME), but...you fought THREE PANELS' WORTH. SHAME ON YOU, WOMAN.

You're...you're out of my favorite Espada club. Take you and those...those THINGS out of my sight! Away with you! Begone, back to the pit from whence you came! Never darken my doorstep again!

And Starrk. Shame. Shame, shame, shame, shame, SHAME. On you, too! Falling short like that! Letting yourself be...be...OOOOOOOOOH. ME SO ANGRY. ME HULK OUT.

And speaking of hulks, Barragan is innocent except for the fact that he's been plopped down a rank. And he didn't show up yet.

BAAAAAAAAAAH.

I think there's an electrical fire between my ears.

It was bad enough when a nameless someone suggested that he was, in fact, top dog in the Espada without Captain Broken's knowledge, but to demote...blaaaaaargh!!!

OH, MY HEAD.

EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING. IT'S COLLAPSING. LIKE BARAD-DUR.

YAMMY. YOU...I'm done with you. I'm...it's over between us. Keep the dog. It never liked me, anyway.

Explains your kill count, bub. World-record fifty-seven or so kills, including one named character. Possibly two. Which continues to make this a shutout.

The world has broken. Broken, broken, broken. And it CANNOT BE FIXED, DO YOU HEAR??? IT CANNOT. IT WILL NOT.

It...it...

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM???

HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED??? HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRRNED???






...oh, and Ulquiorra was in here, too, okay, now that we've mentioned him....




Grimmjow will always be cooler than him. ALWAYS. Ulquiorra tried his best, didn't he? But still...I will always root for Grimmjow. The one true Espada. Or whatever.


This...this....it DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MY BRAIN HAS MELTED.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE, AWESOME ESPADA FIGHT WHERE HE REMINDED US THAT NUMBER TEN IS A TOUGHIE, TOO. BUT...BUT...BUT...NOOOOOOO, APPARENTLY, THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM, HUH??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAMMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLOT HOLE, NOT A...A...A BOSS IN MOOK'S CLOTHING!!! WHY????????????????????????



Ishida was awesome, though. Like...so much so, I don't know if it's possible to top it.



But YAMMY. NO. THAT'S NOT AWESOME. THAT'S...THAT'S...CHEATING. CHEATCHEATCHEATING.

What next? Is Lilynette going to be the negative Espada? Is Unohana going to be a unicorn? HAS TOUSEN BEEN ABLE TO SEE ALL ALONG???

CHEATING.

CHEATING. CHEATING. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATING.

Shawlong LIED to us. He LIED.

So did Ulquiorra!!!

BAH!!!

THE...THE...THE...THE...THE....WHY????????????

*collapses*

Oh, by the way, let's hear a big hurray for Kubo's accuracy in having his ice-type Pokemon beating the grass-type Pokemon. Yay!!!

...which, if you add two "m"s, spells WHAT IN THE...???








I JUST....


I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!!!

THE PLAN, THE CHARTS, THE DOODLES, EVERYTHING IS...I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY!!! THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!!! RUN AWAY!!!

*slams door shut*



ETA: Oooh, hey, look! Soul Eater made it into a DD!!! [link]